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Discussion in 'Non-Music Chat' started by Darren Major, Nov 6, 2014.

  1. Fezz

    Fezz Member

    Shithouse
     
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  3. Staypuff

    Staypuff Active Member

    Pissflaps
     
  4. Staypuff

    Staypuff Active Member

    Coldplay
     
  5. Mr Gary C

    Mr Gary C Well-Known Member

    Yep. If you look back, this was the main topic at the start of the thread.
     
  6. Mr Gary C

    Mr Gary C Well-Known Member

    Jon Culshaw is a cum drinking cockwomble.
     
  7. Mr Gary C

    Mr Gary C Well-Known Member

    I've just spoken with Dave. He says the swear filter is a big metal box that plugs into his laptop. It's the size of a Marshall 4 x 12 cab and has all these glass valves at the back.

    There's a big dial on the front, with settings 1 to 11.

    He's currently got it set at 5, so it won't allow words suck as **** or ****, but will allow cockwomble, tits, quim, etc. If he tweaked it onto level 6, words like bollocks would be banned. If it's turned up to 11, even words like bum, bugger and trump would be banned.
     
  8. MarcPollitt84

    MarcPollitt84 Well-Known Member

    Favourite Bands:
    Two Gallants
    Haha! It's fair enough, I suppose banning the f and c word but why tw@
     
  9. Seany

    Seany Active Member

    Favourite Bands:
    !!!, Can, Mars Volta
    **** is banned? No fucking way! That's well shit.
     
  10. tome

    tome Active Member

    LMF is still using the Version 1.0 swear filter from pre-millennium times with the agent from the Mary Whitehouse Institute inside.
    [​IMG]
     
  11. Mr Gary C

    Mr Gary C Well-Known Member

    I don't like Mary Whitehouse's Agent. We've got our own Agent on this forum and he's way better.
     
  12. Cowl2

    Cowl2 Active Member

    Favourite Bands:
    Fugazi
    What the **** are you cocks on about? There is no cunting swear filter.
     
  13. alfonse

    alfonse Member

    Jizz Trousers
     
  14. eggle

    eggle Member

    Favourite Bands:
    Fred The Oyster
    No but there is a ****'s filter!!!!
     
  15. AgentW

    AgentW Member

    Great band.
     
  16. Seany

    Seany Active Member

    Favourite Bands:
    !!!, Can, Mars Volta
    This thread has gone to fucking shitcunt
     
  17. Brader

    Brader New Member

    Instead of giving the poster time of day in another thread. I have decided to instead, post quotes from the novels of Philip K Dick until he vanishes. I have specifically chose this author because of the swear filter.

    “You will be required to do wrong no matter where you go. It is the basic condition of life, to be required to violate your own identity. At some time, every creature which lives must do so. It is the ultimate shadow, the defeat of creation; this is the curse at work, the curse that feeds on all life. Everywhere in the universe.”
    ― Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

    another one tomorrow kids.
     
  18. Mr Gary C

    Mr Gary C Well-Known Member

    Cockjabber
     
  19. Black.Wire

    Black.Wire Member

    ********** and ****** ********************** are also banned.

    Bollocks.
     
  20. Daimo

    Daimo Member

    Free U2 album
     
  21. alfonse

    alfonse Member

    Lost their way after the fourth LP "Cumdown"
     

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