Discussion in 'Non-Music Chat' started by Darren Major, Nov 6, 2014.
Yep. If you look back, this was the main topic at the start of the thread.
Jon Culshaw is a cum drinking cockwomble.
I've just spoken with Dave. He says the swear filter is a big metal box that plugs into his laptop. It's the size of a Marshall 4 x 12 cab and has all these glass valves at the back.
There's a big dial on the front, with settings 1 to 11.
He's currently got it set at 5, so it won't allow words suck as **** or ****, but will allow cockwomble, tits, quim, etc. If he tweaked it onto level 6, words like bollocks would be banned. If it's turned up to 11, even words like bum, bugger and trump would be banned.
Haha! It's fair enough, I suppose banning the f and c word but why tw@
**** is banned? No fucking way! That's well shit.
LMF is still using the Version 1.0 swear filter from pre-millennium times with the agent from the Mary Whitehouse Institute inside.
I don't like Mary Whitehouse's Agent. We've got our own Agent on this forum and he's way better.
What the **** are you cocks on about? There is no cunting swear filter.
No but there is a ****'s filter!!!!
This thread has gone to fucking shitcunt
Instead of giving the poster time of day in another thread. I have decided to instead, post quotes from the novels of Philip K Dick until he vanishes. I have specifically chose this author because of the swear filter.
“You will be required to do wrong no matter where you go. It is the basic condition of life, to be required to violate your own identity. At some time, every creature which lives must do so. It is the ultimate shadow, the defeat of creation; this is the curse at work, the curse that feeds on all life. Everywhere in the universe.”
― Philip K. Dick, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
another one tomorrow kids.
********** and ****** ********************** are also banned.
Free U2 album
Lost their way after the fourth LP "Cumdown"
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