[MrTempleDene]

I'll start.

Despite being a lot less swashbuckling than his brother 'Rob Roy', Cordu hoped that he would be remembered for something equally exciting.

[MrTempleDene]

someone has to have better than that!

[Leodis Loiner]

During the recent rioting several cars were set on fire in a multi-story car park in Leeds... which was wrong on so many different levels.

[dervish99]

see here:

http://www.leedsforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=58

[climaxchick]

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?






An Egg!

[martin]

what's brown and sticky.... a stick (sorry)

[halliclone]

A stick!!!! They all tickled me guys! I am chronic at telling jokes but I do love a good giggle, keep 'em coming.x

[lovejoy]

My family was so poor when I passed my 11 plus and got into grammar school my mum and dad couldn't afford the price of the school uniform, so my mum said to me the only thing we can do is buy you a uniform from the charity shop.

I was the only kid in school that was a Japanese Admiral

[Mailboxexpress]

did you know that camping has now become and extreme sport?

why you ask?

because its in-tents

[lovejoy]

A penguin walked into a bar and asked if anyone had seen his brother, The bartender said I dunno what does he look like?

[halliclone]

Originally Posted by lovejoy

A penguin walked into a bar and asked if anyone had seen his brother, The bartender said I dunno what does he look like?

Did he not have a photo with him?